About le Author

Oh Hai! My name is Jacob, but you can just call me Jake. Currently I am in grad school studying computer science, and trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. Chicago is the city I will always call home, and it will take a lot to get me to leave, however I would love to make a temporary home in a number of European cities, Tokyo, Seattle and New York. I am a Chicago mutt, father was raised in the City, mother in the suburbs; I was raised in the Suburbs until I was twenty four, and have lived in Chicago proper since.

me I have recently completed my Bachelors of Science in computer science and have started working toward a Masters of Science in computer science concentrating in Web Technologies. I am overtly eccentric about seamless integration using interapplication communication, and passionate about the details that separate applications that are 'good enough' and great applications.

When not rubbing my fingers to stumps on the keyboard, I have a variety of interests depending on the season. In the humid months I can be found at the beach, enjoying beverages on a restaurant patio or causing a ruckus. During the mild months I tend to enjoy walks, bike rides, wool sweaters and chatting it up in cafes. During the deep freeze I hibernate. And it is always happy hour in Chicago. I am always up for a good game of Tetris or Gin Rummy, and would love to learn Mahjong.

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What I Listen To

Barenaked Ladies Beck Ben Folds Ben Kweller Björk Blur Bodyrockers Caribou Coldplay Daft Punk Dashboard Confessional Dave Matthews Band Everlast Fatboy Slim Fiona Apple Gorillaz Jack Johnson Jam & Spoon Janis Joplin Joshua Radin M.I.A. Madonna Marc Broussard Matchbox Twenty Missy Elliott Moby Modest Mouse Muse Nina Simone Nine Inch Nails Nirvana OutKast Radiohead Regina Spektor Sean Hayes Sublime The Beatles The Doors The Dresden Dolls The Killers The Kleptones The Streets Third Eye Blind Thom Yorke Tori Amos Underworld Violent Femmes Wilco Yann Tiersen Zap Mama

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Tips For Stalking

  • All times are Chicago time (GMT -0500).
  • My birthday is April 10th and I am 27.
  • My heritage is a stew of Irish, English, German, Austrian, Cherokee; I also have a touch of Mayan and Spanish background through my stepdad.
  • I have 63 relatives in my immediate extended family. My 'nuclear' family involves a mom, two dads, an evil step mother, a full sister (+3 yrs), two half sisters (-16/-18 yrs), a brother in-law, two nephews and a niece. The immediate extended family includes four grandmas, three grandpas, sixteen cousins, ten aunts, twelve uncles, a step-brother, a step-sister, two step-cousins, and three step-nephews.
  • In one way or another I am related to William the Conqueror, George Washington, Grover Cleveland, Ann Hutchensen, and Elias Howe. I have many ancestors that were vital in the defeat of the British in the American Revolution, with two towns in the State of New York named after some of them.
  • I despise the Windows operating system.
  • I study at Loyola University Chicago.
  • Jacqui & I went to prom together, and I had blue hair.
  • To date I have called 18 places home.
  • I make a mean beef roast.
  • I continue the tradition of my mothers Yellow Sloppy Joes, step-grandmothers Flautas and great-grandmothers Cranberry Ice.
  • I have never been good about putting my laundry away or making my bed.
  • I wrote a killer application that syncs my iCal with Google Calendar.
  • I have an unhealthy obsession of Chlorine.
  • Daft Punk & Muse were fantastic at Lollapalooza 2007.
  • Intelligentsia coffee is the best, and Dunkin' is a close second.
  • Every New Years I host my non-famous authentic Oaxacan flautas and adult beverages fiesta extravaganza.
  • My shoe size is US 11.
  • I like BBQ pizza.
A Who?

Jake can usually be found wandering the streets of Chicago, people watching on the CTA, or sitting in front of a computer programing until the cows come home.

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